at work yesterday (my only day of work this week of the holiday program-- and we only had 9 kids. and ALL of them slept!) my co-worker was asking a couple of them what they wanted to be when they grew up.
boy 1: a cowboy!
boy 2: (thought for a minute first) an astronaut so i'll be all the way up there and then you won't be able to get me (they had been playing a chasing game before this conversation).
girl: i'm gonna be pregnant!